On a bus from Mutianyu to 798 Art District

(...Not wearing a seatbelt is dangerous)

"Come on, you should wear a seatbelt!"

Why wear a seatbelt?

"It's dangerous without one..."

If this bus crashes we'll die anyways

(If this bus crashes you'll have a better chance of survival)

(if this bus crashes I want to be one of the only survivors)

"If this bus crashes I want to be the only one to survive."

Realization

Laughter ensues on the bus amongst everyone